I’m a little insane. And because I’m a little insane, I signed up for one of those monthly subscription boxes — for my dog. Yes. I’m so insane, that Tyson now gets a package each month packed with goodies. He’s definitely living that pug life.
$17+ from Bark Box*
This month’s bark box came with an assortments of treats, a new toy (we loves toys) and some smell good. First thing I did was grab that nature’s miracle and spray Tyson a few good times. He now smells exactly like my old Middle School drama teacher – baby powder fresh.
He wasn’t too into the toy at first, he kinda took a step back and observed it from a far at first, but after a few minutes that poor green flying pig didn’t know what hit him. Or bit him.
Once he decided the pig was alright with him, he alternated between dragging him around the kitchen floor and shaking him wildly back & forth. You know how dogs do. You can see the slob aftermath below. Lovely, isn’t it?
We (and by we, I mean he) have yet to try the treats. He’s a little picky about what he puts in his mouth. Unless it’s toilet paper. Or trash. Or his own throw-up.
* included in this post is a referral link to bark box. If you sign up using it, I will receive a free month and you will get $5 off your first subscription.